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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.