Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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