we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
