That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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