Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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