hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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