But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
zippers are such a cool invention
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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