I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
