Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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