sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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