spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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