Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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