Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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