we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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