I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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