Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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