I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Say something about gay babies.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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