If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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