Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.