She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it