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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?

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I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is

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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He is like the real live version of the state fair..

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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident

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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.

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(619): View more from California

I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.

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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.

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