ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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