Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.