Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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