No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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