He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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