let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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