i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We are all done wearing pants today
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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