So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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