I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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