Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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