plz talk dirty to me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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