wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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