You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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