id be glad to
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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