Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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