So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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