I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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