i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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