Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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