dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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