Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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