So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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