I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
