i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Randomize
