her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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