Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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