You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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