8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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