I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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