No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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