YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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