Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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