Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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