So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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