never play flip cup with pint glasses
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
please don't ironically join a cult
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