I wanna bring you to show and tell
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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