You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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