wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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