know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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